Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me: It's different when I do it.

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

yosaflame:

I FIANLLY FOUND IT I FIANLLYFODUND IT I SPENT TSO LONG LOOKING FOR IT AND I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND IT OPKLEASE WATCH THIS

i want to start buying super action statues

chead:

bonerfart:

i think about this scene a lot

Haha. You think about everything.

are iphones incapable of taking screenshots unless the battery is at 2% or something

themanicpixienightmaregirl:

A different kind of cissexism.

archesfurries:

Legs up for dick in the butt
by Helsy

scarletslutmolly:

My bathroom is so hard to film in!

preggogirl:

showing in public

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