bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

i talk a lot of shit for someone with no redeeming features whatsoever

s1120411:

put a skirt on

sad-face:

"It was made for me! Th-this is my hole!"
Brand New - Guernica

newmindsets:

Is this the way a toy feels, when it’s batteries run dry?

fatswaggin:

Awful tan lines, but I needed to do this as I’ve been feeling down about myself when in fact I don’t even hate what I see in the mirror. 

lewd-commander:

[Lewd Commander] | Slime Girls Request

d-rexed:

I’ve fallen into bara hell and lemme tell ya it’s been a wild ride so far

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

Jesse is inviting 60 friends to a party. He has 360 cookies. If he gave every friend an equal distribution of cookies, then what is the ballsack\penis size-ratio of your genitals?

abhorrentafro:

trick question jesse doesnt make cookies he makes meth

rayislame:

"I hate Jack, he’s too serious." x

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